Privacy Policy

We keep things simple. We only collect information that’s necessary to fulfill your order, provide customer support, and improve your experience. Here’s what we gather:

Personal Information You Provide:

• Name
• Email address
• Shipping address
• Billing address
• Phone number (optional)
• Payment information (handled securely via third-party payment gateways; we never see or store full card details)

Automatically Collected Data:

Unlike many websites, we do not use cookies to track your behavior or gather data for targeted advertising. However, basic anonymous data may be collected for security and basic analytics purposes, such as:

• Browser type and version
• Operating system
• Referring website or link
• Time and date of site visit
• General geographic region (not precise location)

• We do not sell, rent, or share your personal data with third parties for marketing.
• We do not use cookies or tracking pixels for behavioral advertising.
• We do not store your credit card details on our servers.

Here’s what we use your info for — and only this:

• To process and fulfill your orders
• To contact you about your order status or support inquiries
• To send transactional emails (order confirmations, shipping updates)
• To provide customer support
• To comply with legal obligations (e.g., tax reporting)

If you’ve opted into our newsletter, we may also send occasional product updates, restock alerts, or mildly offensive jokes. You can unsubscribe at any time.

We work with a few third-party service providers — the boring kind — to help us operate our site and fulfill orders. These include:

• Payment Processors: (e.g., Stripe, PayPal) — for secure payments
• Shipping Providers: (e.g., USPS, UPS, DHL) — to get your order to you
• Email Service Providers: — to send order confirmations and newsletters

These companies only receive the information necessary to perform their services and are contractually obligated to protect your data.

We retain your information only as long as necessary to fulfill your order and for basic business records (like tax compliance). After that, it gets deleted, destroyed, or lovingly buried under a digital headstone.

• Order data: Retained for 7 years for tax and legal compliance
• Newsletter subscription: Until you unsubscribe
• Support inquiries: Kept as long as relevant to the conversation

Depending on your country or region, you may have the following rights:

• The right to access the data we hold about you
• The right to correct inaccurate or incomplete information
• The right to request deletion of your data
• The right to withdraw consent at any time
• The right to object to data processing (not that we do much)
• The right to file a complaint with a data protection authority

To exercise any of these rights, email us at info@morbiditeesandmore.com. We’ll respond promptly, with respect and no bureaucratic nonsense.

We use SSL encryption and industry-standard security measures to protect your personal data. While no system is 100% hack-proof, we take all reasonable steps to safeguard your information.

That said, always use a secure network and strong passwords when shopping online. Stay paranoid. It helps.

Our products and website are not intended for children under the age of 16. We do not knowingly collect or store information from anyone under 16. If we learn we’ve accidentally collected data from a minor, it will be promptly deleted.

If you are accessing our website from outside the U.S., be aware that your data may be processed and stored in the United States, where privacy laws may differ from those in your country. By using our site, you consent to this transfer.

We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally to reflect changes in the law, our services, or our general mood. If we do, we’ll update the “Effective Date” at the top of this page. You are encouraged to review this policy periodically.

We won’t spam you about it, so check back every once in a while.

Got questions, requests, or just want to tell us how much you love our shirts?

Email: info@morbiditeesandmore.com
Thanks for reading this far. You clearly care about your data, and we do too. So wear what you love, say what you mean, and rest easy knowing your privacy is safe here.